pickled hypothetical miserablizzard
liver-ducked foible-gras within. Outwardly
emulating erudite australopithecines.
accept repentance in painted rainbow ralph
somnambulantly spatch-cocked over
enervated man-melt.
bubble-burst worst-night-everwürst
rolling in rot-gut, rye and lope-home hurt
imbibed in inch-shots of inevitability
noting “never-again-woe-is-me”’s
guzzled, giddy and gleeful to gin-full skinful.
brigand-brain buckle-swashed blackout
eagerly entreat euthanasia on emergence.
rancid stain-mouthed pork repast, baconated,
orange-lemon-pink prairie oyster doghair dram
curative subterfuge, glumly glugged admonishments
certainty of recovery crushed in discovery of
additional celebratory days of debauchery.
Velocirapport! 